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To the tune of "Down by the Station"
Down at the Day Care
Early in the Morning
See the little potty chairs all in a row!
See the little toddlers,
Sitting on their potties,
Poop poop piddle pee
Hooray for me!
(We always teach the children the original song as well as the parody.)
Down at the Day CareEarly in the Morning
See the little potty chairs all in a row!
See the little toddlers,
Sitting on their potties,
Poop poop piddle pee
Hooray for me!
(We always teach the children the original song as well as the parody.)
To the tune of "This is the Way We Wash the Clothes"
(The babies don't care what words we sing to them, as long as the singing is kind and friendly.)
To the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel"
This is the way we change the diapers,
Change the diapers, change the diapers
This is the way we change the diapers
So early Monday morning!
Change the diapers, change the diapers
This is the way we change the diapers
So early Monday morning!
To the tune of "Ring Around the Rosie"
Ring around the diapers
A day care full of diapers
Stinky diapers, messy diapers.
All fall down!
A day care full of diapers
Stinky diapers, messy diapers.
All fall down!
(The babies don't care what words we sing to them, as long as the singing is kind and friendly.)
All around the changing place
the Michael chased the babies,
The babies thought was all in fun,
Pop goes the Michael!
A penny for a baby wipe,
A penny for some powder,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop goes the Michael!
(Put in your own name when you sing the song.)
To the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"the Michael chased the babies,
The babies thought was all in fun,
Pop goes the Michael!
A penny for a baby wipe,
A penny for some powder,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop goes the Michael!
(Put in your own name when you sing the song.)
Change, change, change the diapers
Change them all day long;
Messy diapers, stinky diapers
Sing a diaper song!
Change them all day long;
Messy diapers, stinky diapers
Sing a diaper song!